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Monday, February 14, 2011
Hmm...
As a fairly oblivious heterosexual male, I never thought I had 'gay-dar', and maybe I watched too much Shameless recently... but I'm pretty sure the Indian fella at the local gas station is in the closet.
At the risk of being called a fag, I have pretty good gaydar. I was working one day, and called out "Hey, does anyone know where I owe these rings?" I was calling for a server, but the entire restaurant can typically hear me. Then something happened that has never happened before. Some guy at one of the booths raised his hand. I thought that it was odd for a minute, and then looked at the table. 2 guys, early thirties, sitting across from each other, engaged in conversation, fairly well dressed for this town. So I mention to a coworker, that I would bet money they're gay. Then another coworker chimes in, hey I know that guy's son, and of course despite having a son, the guy was indeed gay.
I don't really know what the moral of the story is, but it could be, that if you raise your hand at a restaurant, people will assume you're gay, and they'll be right.
At the risk of being called a fag, I have pretty good gaydar. I was working one day, and called out "Hey, does anyone know where I owe these rings?" I was calling for a server, but the entire restaurant can typically hear me. Then something happened that has never happened before. Some guy at one of the booths raised his hand. I thought that it was odd for a minute, and then looked at the table. 2 guys, early thirties, sitting across from each other, engaged in conversation, fairly well dressed for this town. So I mention to a coworker, that I would bet money they're gay. Then another coworker chimes in, hey I know that guy's son, and of course despite having a son, the guy was indeed gay.
ReplyDeleteI don't really know what the moral of the story is, but it could be, that if you raise your hand at a restaurant, people will assume you're gay, and they'll be right.